Maybe I’m looking too closely here, but Billy Butler really seemed to enjoy grabbing Salvador Perez’s ass after his game-winning home run tonight. Perez greets him at the plate and Billy goes straight for the butt (as many baseball players do), but there seems to be a squeeze or crack-dig as well. Perez congratulates him again in the dugout and Butler gives him a nice normal hug, then ZOWIE! Right back to the ass.
Dudes bein’ dudes, I guess.
I’m too lazy to write, so I just put these appropriate words over a picture of tonight’s Cleveland Browns win.
Is there no end to Bartolo Colon headline comedy? TWICE, I’ve seen “Colon gets pounded”. Now this, “COLON KEEPS A’s IN CONTROL…”, and to top it off, COLON is helping the A’s to CLINCH.
We should have seen this coming.
Alert readers Julian Gray and Christopher Holbrook of Los Angeles, CA noticed that professional basketballer Anthony Davis bears a striking resemblance to his recently rebranded team, The New Orleans Pelicans.
x VooDoo Magic
= Anthony “Pelican Brow” Davis.
His destiny is fulfilled.
The Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens traded Pro Bowl wide receiver Anquan Boldin to the NFC Champion San Francisco 49ers this week for a 6th round draft pick, after involved coaches Jim and John Harbaugh’s mom, Jackie Harbaugh, “said we had to”.
“Now Jim, your team won last time. You need to give your brother a turn.”
“But maaaa-aaaahm! He’s one of my best guys!” Jim protested. “Oh my gosh, he already gets COLIN!” Jim then stormed off to his room and could not be reached for comment.